Have a drink and listen to your blushy stories, because I love them. :)

You’d need to make it two drinks if you wanted me to actually tell those out loud – hehe!

Mirrors + full length windows = blushy selfie success.

Coffee or tea and a long conversation about ethical nonmonogamy and how you make it work. Teach me your ways! :)

Lol the answer is barely, flailingly. With a lot of communication and some dumb luck.

I just noticed the tags on this (#thinkivykink in particular) and you are very, very mean.

I’m pretty on board for this idea, especially on a day like today.

Don’t be shy, tumblr. I’m about to go to a meeting where I’ll be bored to tears. Keep me awake.

Because everyone’s at it and I’m feeling a little too curious for my own good this morning.

Financial stability.

Askew.

that we could use