She sort of smiles like my girl, who wants to be my porcelain doll.
Oh my gosh but if I could dress like this all the time and have pretty teacups and ugh what do I have to do to make this my life.
Month: November 2013
I went out last night to a bar with some people in my graduate cohort. On the way home, I texted Sir to let him know I was headed to bed.
“Did any guys try to hit on you?” he asked.
“Yeah,” I answered, “three.”
I was a bit surprised when he texted me back with, “mmmm so hot.”
“That’s hot to you?” I asked, “how is that hot to you?”
“Yeah, guys drooling over my girl,” he replied.
We both kind of get turned on by possessiveness and infidelity. Naturally, it’s not really one of those fantasies you can really do to the hilt, but we talk about it a lot.
I smirked and texted, “one called me sweetie. Like, ‘hey there, sweetie.’”
“Mmm, what an asshole.”
“You love that.”
He called me a pervert. I insisted he was more of one. And so he called me a filthy little girl and a floozy.
“I am not,” I answered as I walked in the door and set my bag down, “I didn’t flirt back.”
“I know. You’re a good girl.”
“Oh yeah?” I teased, “So assured I wouldn’t cheat?”
I’m sincerely glad I’ve found someone just about as fucked up as I am, who isn’t judgmental about some really absurdly messed up fantasies I have.
Or you could say it’s a MOO point. “Like a cow’s opinion.. it just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” ;D
StandardOh why not?
i love the grammar crusade today :) Thank you for making Tumblr an easier place to read <3
StandardShucks.
I was worried I was getting annoying.
“ur just into girls to get attention”
yeah girls’ attention
Yes I added the apostrophe.
Carry on.
On the subject of which: “moot” is an old Saxon word for “debate” – closest thing we had to democracy between the Roman conquest and Christianity. Sort of. So anyone going on about a moot point, thinking it’s thereby settled: uh, no. We’ve only just begun. Not-quite-tangent – modern German cognate: ‘vermuten’; to reckon; to suspect; to hypothesize. Break out the popcorn.
StandardHahahaha.
Oh, you.
<3
Forgive me if this is prying, but Craftsmate’s post details that you two are an interracial couple… I know there’s been at least one photo showing both of you, and I could have sworn I saw the same colours of skin. Am I missing something here?
StandardThis is a totally valid question. Unfortunately, interracial carries the connotation of solely being the stereotypical black/white couple, often excluding people of other non-“White” backgrounds. Sir falls into this category and, while his skin does look rather similar to mine, he is not White/Caucasian.
“Listen. Look. Desire is a house. Desire needs closed space. Desire runs out of doors or windows, or slats or pinpricks, it can’t fit under the sky, too large. Close the doors. Close the windows.” – Aimee Bender, Willful Creatures.
Do the words Cunt, Fucktoy, Painslut, and Cumdump appeal to you?
LinkDo the words Cunt, Fucktoy, Painslut, and Cumdump appeal to you?
I’m now accepting applications for a new play partner/potential subbie girl into pain and humiliation play. If you think this might be you, send me an off-anon message and tell me about yourself (age, approximate location, interests, name or pseudonym, etc.) My personal information will also…
Yes, I am aware this exists and I am wholeheartedly in support of it. I even suggested it, after seeing Casey do it.
So, yeah, if this appeals to you, go right ahead. I’m clearly biased, but he’s a great guy. In fact, I’m honestly a little excited and happy for him, if this pans out.
And OBVI I GET TO READ THE APPLICATIONS soooo.
You are so cute when you are up in arms.
StandardListen, I have real feelings about this shit.
One of my students the other day couldn’t spell a fairly simple word.
And looked at me like I was nuts when I said to try sounding it out, rather than just checking how to spell it on google.