Hobby is a good nickname for you, since you have Craftsmate.
Quotes
There are a lot of places I could take you here that would get you wet.
So I’m sitting here flipping through Playboy and I’m like okay, you’ve got an article on fossils, an article on mud and stuff, I get it. And then I’m *finally* like boobs, finally! And then there’s a freaking article on Frank Sinatra and I’m like there just aren’t enough boobs in this magazine.
Tentacle porn was pretty formative for me.
I’m bringing cake.
Your stockings make you eminently bangable.
Bottom line, we should be naked together again.
Going down on a girl you care for is like drinking your favorite juice from your favorite cup.
Let someone love you just the way you are – as flawed as you might be, as unattractive as you sometimes feel, and as unaccomplished as you think you are. To believe that you must hide all the parts of you that are broken, out of fear that someone else is incapable of loving what is less than perfect, is to believe that sunlight is incapable of entering a broken window and illuminating a dark room.
Sometimes I feel like the Qing Dynasty of kinky proclivities. I feel all progressive and cultured and shit and then someone shows up and tells me they took my gunpowder and invented machine guns with it.