Oh wow hi it’s me.
yep
I just think you’re pretty and I want to fuck your butt.
Monday night pillow talk from Pup.
Poly problems, brought to you by SG and I.
That Thing Where You Wake Up In The Same Place You Fell Asleep
ChatMe: I’m just running back to my place because Pup left some things of his there.
Pup’s Roommate: Where do you live?
Me: Oh just like on [address about a block away].
Pup’s Roommate: Wait, you live that close?
Me: Yeah, that’s how I end up here so often.
Pup’s Roommate: Is that why you’re here so early in the morning sometimes? I was wondering how you’re in the kitchen at like seven AM sometimes. But I guess you can just walk over so that kind of makes sense.
Me: No, ah. That’s because I, you know, slept here.
Followers,
I passed an absurd milestone while I was away visiting Penthouse and I just cannot even.
You’re all so wonderful.
For the new influx: Come say hi. It’s hard to keep track and sometimes I’m a bit late on the uptake on the cool stuff you’re doing.
For the ones who’ve stuck around: I sincerely appreciate that you all seem to think I have something worth saying.
<3, Ivy
Yup.
Allow me to reintroduce myself.
My name is boobs.
B-double o-b’s.
I used to move snowflakes by the o-z.
When I was 18 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit, when I was 25 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit, when I was 35 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit, now I’m 40 and I want to fuck on the floor and break shit
Henry Rollins (via seladora)