Pup: I’m thinking of stepping out for a bit.
Me: *pulls him close*
Me: *proceeds to make out with him*
Me: Bring back Doritos.
cohabitation
I just think you’re pretty and I want to fuck your butt.
Monday night pillow talk from Pup.
Me: *comes out of bathroom the other day to find Pup jerking off*
Pup: Wanna help out?
Me: I just put lipstick on.
Pup: *wags dick* Wanna blot it?