A good baker with a great ass.
True story: I can probably get out of just about anything with a certain somebody if I bake him something. Or let him hang out with my butt.
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True Story: I own one of these buggers and I am way too sensitive to use it for very long.
Other True Story: I was once tied down with this thing on me for about half an hour. Excruciating. Sub-space like no other.
A Different True Story: The warm weather is giving me some freckles and they look a lot like hers.
True story: I once sent the following text to a girlfriend while in an art museum:
This statue’s nipples look JUST like yours.
I just sort of felt it needed to be said. And I’m a little tired of modern standards for how every last minute detail on a woman’s body should look, when art shows such gorgeous variety.