Those who follow me, I’m sure, have picked up on the fact that I love pizza to an inordinate degree. But, I’m sorry, even I recognize that pizza is not a freaking vegetable. The fact that Congress can sit there and call pizza a vegetable is honestly such a disgusting display of cutting corners, pandering, and complete bullshit. This is a clear demonstration of the fact that Congress is clearly viewing the American population as numbers, dollar signs, statistics, and not people. So what if improving the requirements for school lunches might cost some more? These are children whose health you are placing in a precarious balance because you consider tomato paste to be a freaking vegetable. 

Sorry, I’ll stop now.