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sansshame:

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

What he said.

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Although I don’t watch Archer, this reminds me of my friend sansshame, who tirelessly tries to convince me to.

How do you feel about turtlenecks? Because you know how I feel about knives.

indisdesk:

“Daddy, there’s Russian acid burning through my suit, I have to cut it off!”

Ever since I let Brunette Little start watching Archer, everything we do has to be a “spy mission” that turns pervy. And I hate turtlenecks.

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Tumblr is just an awesome place. I get silly with you all. I get personal with you guys. I enjoy the reciprocity I experience from a lot of you.

I love when you guys tell me about yourselves in my askbox. I love to know what kinds of people are reading me. And I love when you all go out of your way to tell me something sweet.

But the fact that Sansshame thought of me (and Heart and Sin, though he has actually met them) is so immensely flattering and sweet. Thank you so, so much. I’m beaming. 

sansshame:

Thursday night I ended up at a sex positive event with a good friend N who I hadn’t seen for a while. There were lots of familiar faces there; kids I’ve seen at various play parties or other events so it was more like a reunion of sorts.

One familiar face however stood out from the crowd for me and it was none other than Jiz Lee.

I had met her before through common friends and chatted with her at a few other events. N however didn’t know who she was. I gave her the 30 second pitch and brought up this gallery of Jiz and Stoya on my phone.

Of course, she wanted to meet her.

So we went up to her, said hi, and talked briefly. The theme of the event was Lesbian Werewolves so naturally N wanted to be bitten by her. Jiz did not disappoint! That girl knows what she is doing. She had N wet and moaning in no time. They attracted quite a crowd. N got weak in the knees and had to sit down, flushed.

I of course want to top tops, so despite Jiz being too butch for my taste I wanted to be the one biting her. Somehow I don’t think that would have gone very well with the uber queer crowd. 

Of course as you can see from the pictures above I didn’t forget my lovely tumblr ladies: Sin, Heart, and Ivy. I only wish they were there in person so I could watch them squirm and moan as they got bitten by Jiz Lee.

Running into someone you’ve masturbated to online is always an interesting experience. Time permitting I’ll tell you about the time I met, got to play with, and top Dylan Ryan