Going native.
lips
Dear Malaria Medication,
You make me sick. Literally. And idiomatically. Why else would I be up this early/late?
Sincerely,
Ivy
Totally in need of a cocktail.
✧
The only kind of rapture anyone should be experiencing tonight.
that is a look of sexual exhaustion
i would love to see you lying next to me looking like this
That would be the last thing you saw as you fell into a orgasm-induced coma from getting me to look that way…
Just sayin’.
Um, yes, please. I was waaaay too into LaserQuest as a kid.
See tomboy child Ivy here.
This bra is actually glowing in the dark. Or maybe it’s the lighting, like they had in LaserQuest. Maybe she wore this bra in LaserQuest. Maybe she’s in LaserQuest right now, slipping out of this bra and while she shoots you in the back. Who wants to play LaserQuest with us?
Me, age 8: My lower lip is too big.
My mother: It’s beautiful. And, one day men are going to go crazy over that.
Me: Why?
My mother: … don’t worry about it.