This is absolutely what chicks do.
And what this chick is doing tonight.
So, okay, not quite. But, I’m getting together with a bunch of other ladies (who love ladies) to have a night to ourselves.
Oh, and knife girl is definitely going to be there. Remember her?
This is what chicks do when guys aren’t around isn’t it? Right? It is.
“Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life.” She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you’re beautiful.“ From the film Heathers.
Dear James,
You look precious here in your glasses and suit. Seriously. I love it.
But, that face you make all the time. The porn face. The “wow, this situation got suddenly sexy face”. The “wait till I tell my bros this” face. The “why did you get naked while I was fixing your car/trimming your hedges/doing your taxes” face.
You can lose that face.
<3, Ivy
I finally got up the courage to check my grades today and (not to brag but) it’s my best semester yet. I was incredibly worried about this one class, but it turns out I did really well in it. Relieved doesn’t even begin to describe it.
So, I’m planning to celebrate tonight. If only one of my friends had a convertible.
Photo: Ellen Von Unwerth