Mother: I was cleaning Jimmy’s room and I found a ton of bondage equipment and fetish magazines under his bed. I just don’t know what to do.
Father: Whatever you do, don’t spank him.
(Giggle. Just got told it by a friend.)
funny
I’m so looking forward for finals to be over so I can indulge in a little bit of this.
How I feel when a few of my anglophile friends won’t stop discussing the royal wedding.
Just Sayin’ (after William Carlos Williams)
StandardBrilliance. So much better than the original.
This is just to say…
I have flirted
with your boyfriend
who was drinking
Icehouseand whom
you were probably
saving
for marriageForgive me
he was delicious
so sweet
and so hot
“Obi-Wan! We’re supposed to be protecting her from assasins! Oh..and by the way…I came in there an hour ago.”
“You are such a jerk sometimes, Annakin. Go polish your lightsaber and leave us alone.”