I hate to sound cheesy, tumblr, but one of my huge dreams came true today. I’ve been working with this something in mind for years, the odds were slim, and I triumphed. I am so indescribably elated right now that I just can barely focus on all the work I have tonight.
Secretly, I’d kept this image in my drafts to look at as I waited to find out about this thing. And so now I’m posting it.
I’m sorry. I promise the smut will resume soon.
I still haven’t given up on finding a latex dress. Just thought I’d let you all know I still dream big.
Me: IT HAPPENED.
Me: I HAD A DREAM.
Me: AND KANYE WAS IN IT.
SG: DID YOU FUCK KANYE WEST?
Me: NO. NO.
SG: DAMMIT, IVY.
Me: WE JUST MADE OUT A LITTLE BIT.
Me: AND MADE GARLIC BREAD.
SG: THAT’S SO HOT.
SG: …garlic bread?
Lately, I’ve been having nightmares about being discovered. They feel incredibly real. I wake up feeling unsettled and anxious. This doesn’t bode well.