Excited Texting. Chat Me: IT HAPPENED. Me: I HAD A DREAM. Me: AND KANYE WAS IN IT. SG: DID YOU FUCK KANYE WEST? Me: NO. NO. SG: DAMMIT, IVY. Me: WE JUST MADE OUT A LITTLE BIT. Me: AND MADE GARLIC BREAD. SG: THAT’S SO HOT. SG: …garlic bread?