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thugilly:

aeon-fux:

silkarth:

unskinny:

Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than his fat girlfriend but then when she agreed she was dating tons of hot guys and he couldn’t get a single woman to date him so he wanted to close the relationship because he thought it was unfair?

Sometimes I think about that and it gives me life.  

Here it is

. Shit’s glorious.

reblogging for the link bless

 

A little levity for your Monday morning.

Legitimately the whole time I was reading this I was like “fuck YES you go get it GIRL.”

(Except also dump that man because yuck.)

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bizexuals:

everyone saying how bi women in relationships with men are some how invalidated/lose their wlw card or whatever bullshit are really reinforcing the patriarchal idea that men can (and do) fundamentally change a woman’s identity

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SO WE HOSTED THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR AND AH, THIS HAPPENED.

Pup’s Father: Sorry we turned up so early. Turns out we can’t check in until 4.

Me: That’s fine, don’t worry about it.

Pup’s Mother: We’re staying at [hotel that I went to with @doctortease to do that scene where he put a speculum in me and I clenched so hard I pushed it out]. Have you heard of it?

Me: [nearly chokes on my drink]

Pup: [trying his damnedest to keep a neutral expression and not laugh]

Me: Yeah, ah. It’s very nice.

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Well, sheesh.

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slutty-peanut:

ready to smooch some cutes

My gosh would smooch for sure.

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Reeeeally fed up

with random men calling me “sweetie,” “sweetheart” and “young lady” when I’m clearly wearing my work clothes and heels (but also when I’m wearing my pajamas and I answer the door for a delivery.)

I’m just generally tired of men just deciding they have the right to infantilize me.

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I love the two hairties on her arm. Because, ugh, I’m a sucker for the familiar. The immediate. The stuff that makes it all feel natural, even ordinary.