*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here
bahahaha
Remember that reddit post that was going around several months ago about the dude who wanted an open relationship with his girlfriend because he wanted to date “hotter” women than his fat girlfriend but then when she agreed she was dating tons of hot guys and he couldn’t get a single woman to date him so he wanted to close the relationship because he thought it was unfair?
Sometimes I think about that and it gives me life.
. Shit’s glorious.reblogging for the link bless
A little levity for your Monday morning.
Legitimately the whole time I was reading this I was like “fuck YES you go get it GIRL.”
(Except also dump that man because yuck.)
Daddy?
StandardSon?????
A touching moment amidst the porn
Oh my God.
Just leaving this here for my queue to eventually spit out.
I know it doesn’t fit with the theme of this tumblr, but I think it’s relevant for any conversation.
lol guys are usually standing next to their dates or holding their hand, or even their hip
but then there’s Will Smith