Me: I just don’t want someone thinking I’m a size queen. I’m not a size queen.
Pup: You’re just a size queen about height.
Me: I am not a size queen about height.
Pup: You date tall guys.
Me: Yeah, I do kind of date guys between 5’8 and 6’2. I like guys who are too tall for me.
Pup: See?
Me, later: *eating lunch*
Me, later: *remembers Sir’s mother basically once said the same thing*
Me, later: *realizes I am Sir’s mother*
Me, later: *chokes on salad*