Sir got a Christmas card with little peel-off window decals on it but he thought they were “gummy candy,” so he started trying to eat them. And he’s like chewing them and he’s like, “these don’t taste like anything,” and I’m like, “babe I don’t think that’s edible.” And he spits it out and reads the back of the card and is now sitting around and pouting because he wanted candy I guess and is like, “I don’t like this card anymore, I’m throwing this out.” So uh I don’t even know who the little in this relationship is anymore.
