Struggling with gift ideas this holiday season?
Searching for a way to give the lady in your life a Christmas surprise?
Stop by the Mally and Ivy Holiday Gift Wrap Emporium.
We provide discerning gift packaging for the man who wants to move beyond the cliched “Dick in a Box” concept into something with a classic, sophisticated feel.
Doesn’t your special lady deserve the best this holiday season?
Say it simply, with a bow.
I send Ms. Lair a picture of a penis with a bow on it and I wind up co-owner of an Emporium.
Go figure.
Tying red ribbons on penises is might be the best part-time job ever until Black Friday rolls around and then it’s just like I cannot keep up right now are you honestly going to wear that bow on your dick for a month what.