This picture should do it for me. It’s got James Deen. It’s got James Deen pinning a girl’s arms behind her back. It’s got James Deen in a suit. It’s got James fucking Deen.
It’s got scissors (two knives hinged together). It’s got a cute little tattoo. It’s got clothing being sliced off. Mmm.
But, oh, come on, sewing scissors? Where are your garden shears? Maybe I’m too picky when it comes to porn, but I love it when the little details are just perfect.