Me: How goes studying?
My bestie, A: Eh. I went to my boyfriend’s room last night and literally got nothing done.
Me: I get it. (puts up fingers in V, tongues at air)
A: No.
Me: Oops. My b. (pokes tongue into cheek while jerking invisible cock)
A: Sigh.
studying
I think if Sasha Grey was my studybuddy I’d be getting a lot more schoolwork done. Not.