Normally Sexy Porn Ruined By The Weird Or Inappropriate Or Nonsensical Setting Day: Teenage Wastelaaaand.

Male submission isn’t really a sexy button-pusher for me. But, hey, at first glance, it doesn’t seem quite bad for people into that stuff. I mean, it’s just a row of portapotties, right? Okay, sure, not horrible. Until you think where these things usually are.

Cue the bad music from bands you’ll never hear of again. Cue your friend throwing up after her first beer. Cue the bikini-top shaped sunburn that stings like a mother when you finally give into that “free hugs” guy and he claps you on the back. Cue getting elbowed in the face. Cue getting elbowed in the face again. Cue the teenage promoters for college radio stations, PETA, and obscure record labels whose pamphlets only serve as surrogate toilet paper when the real stuff runs out in the first five minutes. 

And now cue the couple walking past the portapotties, which we all know have a line to that guy selling hotdogs for fifteen bucks a pop across the grounds. Cue the moshers that trip over them. But, hey, at least his dom was nice enough to grant him the privilege of wearing socks.