call me baby and be nice to me
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from PATIENT ZERO / new video on IF website via IF Patreon
If I had to say what my like maybe number one fetish was…
…I’d take the fifth.
I don’t know what it says about me that the most perverse thing about this gifset is, in my opinion, the lollipop.
I have far too many fantasies that revolve around the sentiment of not knowing whose hands are where.
That munch yesterday was a big ol’ bust. The people there weren’t super chill, kind of were a little up their own asses. Some girl tried to accuse me of being a confused bottom when I tried to express that I am not super service-oriented as a submissive. Which like, okay, girlie.
So Pup and I booked it when we could to go home, have a Sunday afternoon beer and watch some Grace & Frankie. Because it’s an endless relief to have an amazing companion in this kind of stuff. (And now that we’ve broken the seal on going to munches in our new city, the next few will be easier!)
“I am the shape you made me.
Filth teaches filth.”
— Sophocles, Electra (tranlated by Anne Carson)
Like hard candy melting in your pocket.
That thing where you see a porn gif like this
and you’re just like, “wow, I know the perfect quote from a poem for this,”
and then are immediately like, “what the fuck is wrong with me?”
“Make me your Maria
I’m already on my knees.”
Steal your shine.