Femme Problems
Me: Hey, I dozed off. Why didn’t you wake me? Didn’t you want to get to the bar like half an hour ago?
Pup: I assumed you were getting ready.
Me: What?!
Pup: I don’t know. It usually takes you two hours to put clothes on.
femme
I literally bought a harness and I’m too much of a baby to wear it ever but like this is definitely an aesthetic I can get behind.
Pun intended.