I’ve been recently informed that this video is a thing.

Pros: Her name is Ivy, she gets her clothing cut off, she is bent over a table and fucked, and she gets pizza at the end. I dig.

Cons: This guy doesn’t understand how to operate a pair of scissors and his own penis. That pizza was left out to get cold. Also, he just can’t aim to save his life.

I mean, whatever. A commendable effort.