Iām not that stupid.
For a group of people who are terrified to be seen buying things like pantyliners and Monistat, dudes sure do love to think up ways of giving girls yeast infections.
I found it. Itās my new favorite post on tumblr.
Month: February 2018
It doesnāt matter how good they are as a dom/me if theyāre shit to you as a partner.
Please, if you learn nothing else from me but this, I will be happy.
truly the purest thing Iāve ever seen is watching my husband and my boyfriend tag each other in excessively complimentary memes
On par with you, me, and @piper-doll throwing @bbykittentoes a surprise bday party last night tbh
Not gonna lie like one of the number one things I miss about my old city, besides having constant access to Leo, is the fact that Leo called PupĀ ābrotherā all the time and theyād hug a lot and have really beautiful conversations with each other and ughhh my heartĀ
That thing where you see a porn gif like this
and youāre just like,Ā āwow, I know the perfect quote from a poem for this,ā
and then are immediately like,Ā āwhat the fuck is wrong with me?ā
My natural habitat, tbh.
and, if you canāt get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your SautĆ©ed EscaroleĀ then store bought is fine
The best thick cocks and young hung studs
āMake me your Maria
I’m already on my knees.ā
Some things from my trip to seeĀ @doctortease:
1. Iāve received further confirmation that Iām a tough cookie.
2. Because it turns out I, uh, really like electricity. Particularly in the form of TENS units. (Itās a really fun form of pain!!!)
3. That said I totally canāt cum when a TENS unit is switched back on at the last minute.
4. Until I, um, can? Because itās gotten that intense?
5. Another fun insight: if you get a rope wet and hit me with it, Iāll actually bruise. In like a pretty, firework-y kind of way.
6.Ā Itās really fantastic to have nice friends in cool places, but itās also great to be home.
7. (That said, I am so fucking jetlagged.)