Shit to wear to answer the door when the pizza comes.
Month: December 2015
I flirted with someone tonight for like twenty minutes with my skirt on backwards.
If anyone needs me I’ll be hiding forever.
things i hate:
- transphobes
- institutionalized racism
- banana strings
If you peel the banana from the bottom, you will not get the strings
brilliant. do u have solutions for the other two
I open this app the way a disgruntled and jaded old man opens the newspaper in the morning
Hello
It’s me
I was wondering if you could send some pictures of your feet.
I won’t pay you
Anything
Because my dick is really horny, and that’s all we really need.You’re precious, holy fuck.
Im fucking dying
im a cute lil thing but I’m kinky as fuck
“Beauty is terror. Whatever we call beauty, we quiver before it.” – Donna Tartt, The Secret History.
FYI gagged kisses can be some of the best kisses.
Do you ever make love? (As oppose to fucking)x
StandardThis is a false dichotomy.