The Southern Gentleman: I don’t get why you hate Rick Perry.
Me: (whilst trying to do that mountain of schoolwork I mentioned) Okay.
SG: I mean, he’s an upstanding guy.
Me: Please don’t get me started.
SG: What could you possibly have a problem with?
Me: SG, I need to study. I am not going to have this conversation about your cowboy mancrush while I’m reading. You’re going to make me mad.
SG: (grinning) Angry sex mad?
