Background: So I’ve got a date coming up with a guy who seems really cool. I asked him out myself and I’m usually too shy to do that, so I’m pretty proud of myself. Also, he’s pretty good motivation to finish my thesis.
Me: Think of it this way. Three dicks plus three holes equals America.
Me: Or like three dicks:three holes is the golden ratio.
Pup: Your golden ratio is just one to one.
Me: Thats why it’s the golden ratio.
Pup: One?
Me: Yes.