Followers: Suddenly, there’s a ton more of you. I don’t even know how to begin to understand this. It’s unnatural. Did I accidentally post up a nude of myself or something on here? (Tumblr followers tend to spike for people after posting photos such as those, I’ve noticed.)

Seriously, where did you all come from?

And even more seriously, welcome. Thank you for following me and my story. It’s nice to have you all around.