I just complimented someone by saying their voice sounds like an aggressively sexy Gob Bluth.
This blog is officially less of a sex blog and more of an awkward person who sometimes falls on genitalia blog.
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Grammar police. And spelling. For serious.
Seriously. I’m trying to find more tumblrs to follow and the results have just been bleak lately. I really want people who put commentary to their photos, whether it be about themselves or not. I follow enough photo-only tumblrs. I want to read.
Well, I’ve learned that if I make a request of the Internet, I need to make my request specific. And I’ll preface this by saying yes, I do have the occasional grammar or spelling error. My syntax isn’t always 100%. But I do try. And I do go back and edit if I notice later.
But, back on track, I found myself some tumblrs with commentary. It’s just that this commentary looks like a hastily written “help being kidnapped and taken to the docks to get fed to the sharks send help” note. I just can’t stand it. I’m sorry I’m elitist. I can’t do it.
Best moment, though? Well, that would be reading “and ill shove his cook into your mouth slut”. I guess she’ll take his gardener in her ass later. I’m sorry if I’m coming off as a bitch, but it’s almost hilarious.
Yes, Arrested Development is my favorite television show (its cancellation was, pardon my nerdy fan joke, a terrible mistake). And Gob is my absolute favorite character.
If you’ve seen the show, you’ll know exactly what I mean when I say that a friend of mine and I have something like this going. No, I’m not in love. And, no, we’re not involved. We’re just the “series of escalating dares” kind of people.
A series of escalating dares.