“Woof Woof” by Ivy Kink

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So yesterday was kind of a weird day and I neglected to share an excerpt from my collection as I have for the last few weeks. This one is the last one before this Thursday, when I am going to reveal the title story and launch the indiegogo (as suggested by some amazing followers), where you can donate to this project and preorder the collection. Thank you for your amazing support so far and I’m super excited and here you gooo.


It took forever to get him to bark properly. 

She had never wished to coerce him, both because of her recognition of the necessity of willing, enthusiastic consent and the unparalleled satisfaction she felt when attaining it. And so she told him, in a way that made him cringe with its vague menace, that he would bark when he was ready.  

He had accepted the leash and collar gamely, feigned reluctance over eating from the bowl on the floor with insect-wing transparency, hesitated at first at the prospect of a tail until curiosity and subsequent pleasure got the better of him.  

“I wouldn’t even know what to sound like,” he insisted, grasping for excuses. “I mean, you don’t actually want me to bark, do you? Like, woof woof?" 

She snorted. "Go find me a puppy that says ‘woof woof’ and maybe I’ll let that fly.”

He attempted to make himself bark, but the results were halfhearted and self-conscious. “Don’t force it,” she said gently, her plump lower lip grazing his earlobe in feather-soft contrast to the seven inches of silicone prodding into his stomach. She leaned back up, grasped his hair firmly and rubbed his lips across the tip. “Why don’t you busy your mouth with something it likes to do?”

He tried again a few nights later, curled up at her feet while she watched the news. It was gruff, almost a cough. She grinned and eased one of her feet out of her espadrilles, arranging her toes over his lips as if they were a row of teeth. “That one was cute,” she murmured, applying pressure to his chin with her heel until he dipped his head back. Now eye-to-eye with her, he could see the way her features had softened in genuine admiration for his efforts. “It came close, pup, but don’t try so hard.”

It was the fact that she had wanted such an earnest bark out of him that made the act so difficult. She didn’t want to degrade him so much as to bury him so deeply into this role that he could no longer extricate an act of devotion from an involuntary reflex. He wasn’t simply to play puppy anymore, although there was always something solemn in the playfulness that indicated that it had never been merely a game to either of them.

One morning, he walked into the kitchen to find his food in a bowl on the floor, a porcelain container of water alongside it. By the still-dirty cup of the blender in the sink and the mush his food had been reduced to, he assumed that she had ground up a second set of the eggs and sausage that sat in front of her into a parody of dog food.

“You’ll eat it, won’t you?” She was sitting at the kitchen table, an unmasked look of self-doubt in her eyes. “I haven’t gone too far this time?”

He sank to his knees and studied the food once more. Sure, he had eaten off of the floor. But never quite in this capacity, never with the humanness blended right out of his meals. “I’ll eat it,” he replied and her face softened. 

Lowering his head, he extended his tongue carefully as to ensure his face would not be covered in the mess of egg and sausage. He heard her rise from her seat and caught, out of the corner of his eye, the flash of her white slippers, followed by her knees settling onto the laminate tile. “You know,” she began in a way that seemed rehearsed, trembling with the jitters of an opening night, “that’s not how puppies do it. Their tongues go down, not up, that’s why they’re messier than cats.” 

Her hand settled into his hair and she applied pressure, shoving his face into the food. He felt the thick mush cover his cheeks, his chin, even his forehead. 

And there, suddenly, he felt it, caught in his throat like a hiccup. 

“Just Friends” by Ivy Kink

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In this installment of excerpts of my collection of erotica, I take on the stereotype of bi-curious college girls. Enjoy!

Since she had moved away to college, Jenna was not used to being awoken by anything aside from an alarm clock and her anxiety that she would oversleep class. Sometimes, an ill-timed triggering of the fire alarm or the wail of a truck backing up into the construction on the new Chemistry building across the quad would jolt her from sleep, but certainly not another person. So, she was surprised that Saturday morning to feel the brush of fingertips across her shoulder. “Hey, Jenna,” a familiar voice whispered gently, a lock of hair tickling over her arm as her morning visitor leaned closer, “wake up, it’s almost eleven.”

Jenna attempted to shoot up in bed at the mention of it being so close to the afternoon. Usually, she prided herself on her punctuality: a quality so many of her classmates had abandoned in the second semester in favor of an extra few minutes of sleep. However, before Jenna could scramble off of her bed in order to snatch up her backpack and sprint across campus to class, two factors stopped her from dashing off in a blur of scattered bed sheets. The first was her realization that it was the weekend, which momentarily abated her distress until she noticed the second: that she was immobilized, held in place by bonds she could not immediately recall. She panicked, twisting in her sheets as best as she could until she was lying on her side and found herself face-to-face with her roommate, Brenda.

“Brenda, what the fuck?” She exclaimed, noticing the wicked grin that had crossed her friend’s face. She followed Brenda’s gaze and discovered the neat layers of thin, white plastic looped above and below her breasts, pulling her nightgown taut over her chest. Her nipples protruded beneath the light cotton in conspicuous arousal, drawing a mortified rush of blood into Jenna’s cheeks. Giving what she was sure was even more of the strips plastic encasing her arms and legs another tug, she recalled the events of the night before with a heavy sigh.

She had just finished brushing her teeth when Brenda returned from the novelty store in town with the bondage tape, which she had excitedly shown her roommate with a flourish. Tearing the roll from the packaging with Christmas-morning eagerness, Brenda explained the merits of the tape’s abilities to not stick to skin to her visibly underwhelmed roommate. While Jenna was hardly a prude, she was caught off-guard by her roommate’s willingness to discuss her sexual repertoire in painstaking detail, her unabashed carelessness that resulted in the chain of her nipple clamps being left to dangle over top of their minifridge, her willingness to lend Jenna her vibrator – an offer of generosity that was a tad too intimate for Jenna to redeem.

Although she had not shared her roommate’s joy over the new method of restraint, Jenna was intrigued, if a little skeptical. “I mean, it’s cool, I guess,” she replied, stepping out of her slippers, “I just don’t really think it could hold that well if it’s just sticking to itself with – what – static?”

“It’s pretty effective from what I’ve heard. And once Dave gets back, I’ll have a personal testimony,” Brenda cracked, winking and plunking down on her bed at the other end of the room. Although the two shared a bedroom, Brenda’s proclivity to sleep at her boyfriend’s across campus made Jenna often feel as if she had the place all to herself. While the privacy came in handy for late-night study sessions or the occasions that Jenna would bring a boy around, she was grateful to have the company of her roommate that evening while Dave was away.

“And how would you know, anyway?” Brenda added with just a hint of coyness, “nobody’s ever tied you up like that, right?”

Jenna shrugged and reached for her hairbrush, “educated guess.” With a sigh, she started to comb her hair.

“You want to try?” Brenda asked, offering the roll of tape with an inviting shake of her hand, as if wagging a chew-toy. “I’ll tie you up, you get out.” She strode over to Jenna’s side of the room, running her thumb excitedly over the loose end of the tape, “in fact, we’ll make this fun. We’ll turn it into a bet. You get out, I’ll buy you lunch. You concede that you can’t and lunch is on you.”

Mulling over the offer, Jenna hesitated. The tape did not look very harsh or so completely inescapable, but the idea of being tied up was not particularly appealing. As far as sex went, Jenna was what her roommate deemed “a nice scoop of vanilla ice cream at a church picnic.” She was much less interested in relating the details of her escapades. Any tales that Brenda had managed to wheedle out of her roommate were seriously abridged and relied heavily on euphemism. To Jenna, cunnilingus was just as exciting and scandalous as flogging was to her roommate. Unlike Brenda, Jenna seemed immune to diminishing returns and was content to repeat her preferred repertoire.

“Come on,” Brenda pressed, a wicked grin crossing her face, “you said yourself that you’d be out in two seconds.”

“I didn’t say it that way.”

“Oh, same difference,” Brenda insisted, plopping down next to her on the bed, “now lie down on your stomach.”

Jenna shook her head, “I’m not into it, Brenda.”

“Aww, you didn’t think I was coming onto you, did you?” she asked slyly, looping arm around Jenna’s shoulders. “We’re just doing this for fun, okay? Just as friends, I promise. It’s just a silly bet.” She winked and wagged the roll of bondage tape once more. “Now, really, get on your stomach.”

With a huff, Jenna set the hairbrush down on her bedside table and swung her legs onto the bed. Tentatively, she settled onto her stomach and rested her hands up by her pillow. “Fine,” she groaned, “but hurry up, would you? I’m getting sleepy.”

Brenda rearranged Jenna’s arms behind her back. Carefully, she began to wrap them in the tape, encasing her roommate’s forearms in the slick, white plastic from wrist to just below the elbow. “I picked the white kind so Dave can wrap it like a bra, too, make me look like the girl from The Fifth Element,” Brenda explained as she cut the tape with a pair of brow scissors and carefully tucked the loose end under the bonds. In order to ensure it stuck, pressed it carefully against the looped plastic. “But it comes in all sorts of colors.”

“Cool beans,” Jenna replied with just a hint of snark. Her brow furrowed in confusion as her friend carefully eased her torso up and began to wrap the tape under her breasts, securing her bound arms to her back. “Hey,” she exclaimed as Brenda shifted the tape above her breasts, wrapping the tape some more. “Isn’t that a little excessive?”

“Shush, would you?” Brenda chided as she sliced off the tape from the roll. “I haven’t even gotten to your legs yet, whiner.”

With that, she began winding the tape around Jenna’s legs, easing her nightgown up slightly to extend the wrapping up to the middle of her roommate’s thighs. Despite her general aversion to bondage, Jenna could not help but blush as Brenda’s fingertips brushed her legs and her skin receded below the meticulously wrapped bondage tape. When Brenda leaned down to bite off the tape from the roll, Jenna felt a slight tremor at the feeling of her roommate’s lips dragging along her skin, the sharp motion slowed in Jenna’s mind by its sheer audacity. When the bite proved unsuccessful, she found herself stifling a shiver as she felt the chill of the scissors.

“All right,” Brenda said, straightening up and climbing off of the bed, “let’s see your best attempt.”

Although she attempted to wriggle out, to snap the plastic, to work some part loose, Jenna found that the tape did not give. What she did find, however, was that she had underestimated the degree to which she would enjoy being encased in the stringent white tape. While she dreaded the fact that she might not be able to free herself, she relished the new sensation of helplessness at the hands of her roommate, however trite. She felt her cunt tingle, wet and eager at the prospect. With every squirm and tug, she sank further into the fantasy of having been captured and was unable to contain a moan or two as she considered what her roommate might do with her in such a state. Or, what she might have to do to encourage Brenda to release her. Or, touch her again. She couldn’t decide.

Brenda was nothing short of demure, politely asking every so often if her friend’s circulation was unobstructed and watching with only the faintest hint of smugness. In her struggles, Jenna grew tired and, before she knew it, found herself staring up at her grinning roommate the next morning.

“You bet me you could get out,” Brenda explained, sitting down on the edge of the bed beside her. She brushed her roommate’s hair off of her face before reaching for something behind her. Jenna craned her neck to see where her hand had fallen, but her question was quickly answered by a flash of red and her friend’s fingers pushing firmly into the corners of her jaw as she pushed the thick, rubber ball past her teeth. She buckled it in a quick – almost rehearsed – motion. “Looks like you lost that bet, huh?”

Brenda got to her feet and moved to her dresser, flicking open her jewelry box. “Anyway,” she continued, “you fell asleep in the middle. It was pretty cute, to be honest.” She extracted a pair of silver hoop earrings, clicking one into place in the lobe before turning and adding, “you know you drool when you sleep.”

Flushed, Jenna hung her head as Brenda put on the other earring. She moved around to the side of the bed and took a seat, stroking the back of Jenna’s head. “It was funny,” she commented idly, tickling the skin behind her roommate’s ear with the pad of her thumb, “waking up this morning to find the whole room smelled like your cunt. And there you were, insisting you didn’t like this sort of stuff.”

As her roommate’s accusation felt more and more valid with each squirm, Jenna felt her embarrassment spread from her cheeks, coloring her chest in the glow of her new sexual discovery and the humiliation of having Brenda there to bear witness. 

“You’re lucky you’ve got me,” Brenda continued, her voice something of a purr. “Forget about lunch, we’ve got a lot of catching up to do, don’t we, get you up to speed on all the fun things you can do?” Jenna shivered as she felt her roommate’s thumb wander beneath her nightgown and brush the fabric of her panties with barely the tip of her fingernail. “Oh, don’t worry. I’m not going to fuck you. We’re just friends, remember?”

“Fairness” by Ivy Kink

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Below, please find the next installment of previews of my book of erotica. This one is a drop longer and I posted a little bit of foreshadowing to it earlier today.

“It’s not fair!” She exclaimed, balling her hands into fists at her sides, brows furrowed in frustration. “I’m not even tired.”

Bedtime was perhaps one of the more cutting restrictions – indignities, if she was feeling dramatic – that her Daddy enforced. It was so basic, so devoid of sexual implication, so infantilizing. Moreover, it was subtle and constant enough to reinforce until the pattern crept under her skin and suddenly, even on a night off with friends, she found herself tired by eleven.

It was the insidious nature of this control that most frustrated and aroused her. And, with a few beers’ worth of liquid confidence and a crowd of her Daddy’s friends in the next room, she found herself bucking conventions in the hallway outside of the bedroom to buy herself at least another hour.

“Sweetheart,” her Daddy replied, attempting to mask his amusement behind authority, “it’s very fair. You have a bedtime and we stick to it. Otherwise…”

“But it isn’t fair,” she insisted, hoping her dedication to her argument would overrule her lack of evidence. “Everyone else is staying up.”

He chuckled, “Well, I’d hope so. It’s still quite early.” Much to his delight, her cheeks burned. “Besides, I can’t quite seem to put my finger on what you find so unfair.”

She shrugged, casting a glance down at her feet. “I ‘unno,” she replied. “I just don’t wanna. Not when everyone else gets to stay up.”

“Well, you have to, dear,” he answered gently, looping an arm around her waist. However, instead of bringing her into the bedroom, he escorted her back to the living room. “And I think you should be polite and let everyone know Daddy’s sending you off to bed. It’s pretty rude to just leave without explaining yourself.”

Her eyes widened and she dug her heels into the carpet as she waited for him to laugh and say he was kidding. However, there was no follow-up aside from a gentle shove toward their guests.

While their dynamic only rarely bled into their social lives, Daddy’s friends were still acutely aware of their extracurricular interests. Although she sometimes slipped up and would almost call him Daddy in public, she rarely strayed beyond the first syllable before catching herself. Sometimes, a friend would poke fun, but always in good spirit and without digging too deep into the dynamic.

She stared over her shoulder anxiously, but her Daddy motioned her toward their friends with a wave of his hand.

“Daddy, I can’t,” she whined, attempting to keep her voice low.

He grinned and reached out, patting her gently on the cheek. “Just one, Pumpkin.”

She huffed and sauntered over to the kitchen, hoping to catch someone alone. Blushing and anxious, she reached up and tapped a guest on the shoulder with a trembling hand.

“Daddy says it’s my bedtime,” she choked out her garbled, hurried admission. “So goodnight.”

A smirk. “How cute.”

It could have been worse. She had feared shame and ridicule; condescension was comparatively palatable. Biting her lip, she felt a gentle tug on her elbow and realized, in her nervousness, she had not noticed that Daddy had followed her into the kitchen.

He ushered her across the living room once more and towards the bedroom. Closing the door behind him, he featured to the bed.

“Lie down.”

She shuffled over to the bed, pouting as she moved to remove her dress.

“I didn’t say get undressed. Now lie down, face down.”

She whined and stomped her foot, letting it rise out of her shoe in a small gesture of protest. “But it’s not fair. I need to brush my teeth and change my clothes.”

He chuckled. “I didn’t say you were going to sleep just yet,” he chided. “Now stop with this ‘unfair’ talk and get on the bed.”

Tentatively, she stepped out of her other shoe before lying down on the bed. She folded her arms on the pillow and rested her head on them, attempting to get comfortable. However, Daddy tugged back harshly on one of her arms. She yelped in surprise as he slid one of her padded leather cuffs onto her wrist, buckling it snugly.

Releasing her arm, he quickly adorned the other wrist with a cuff, followed by her ankles. In a swift, rehearsed series of motions, he clipped her wrists together, followed by her ankles, before hitching his finger into the loop between the cuffs on her wrists. Tugging gently but firmly, he eased an arch into her back and secured her wrists to her ankles.

“Daddy,” she huffed, “I can’t sleep like this. It’s uncomfortable.”

He rolled up the bottom of her dress, letting it bunch around her hips. “Oh, sweetie,” he cooed, clicking his tongue, “I’m not letting you sleep for a while.”

She shivered at the chill of lubricant being applied to her asshole. “Da-” She managed to gasp out before he slid a finger into her, anchoring her still as he slapped her ass roughly.

She endured the spanking, the mocking wiggle of his finger inside her, the periodic scolding. Her fingers wiggled in the cuffs, toes curling as the finger in her asshole was drawn out and wiped on the skin of her rear.

Her Daddy pushed up on the juncture between her arms and legs, arching her body further. He climbed onto the bed behind her, pushing the full length of his cock into her ass.

Despite her best attempts to fuss and pout, she found herself unable to mask her enjoyment of these indignities. Her cunt dripped freely, body bucking back to meet each thrust, throat unable to contain the rumble of moans.

“Admit you like it, baby,” he ordered through gritted teeth, “tell me how much you love it.”

“I like the way you fuck me, Daddy,” she whined, burying her face into the pillow in shame.

“Louder,” he growled, “tell me you want it harder.”

“I want it harder, Daddy,” she gasped. “Please, harder.”

Despite the grunts that coupled his thrusts, he managed to chuckle. “Louder, princess. Tell them.”

“Them?” She asked, incredulous. It was then she began to wonder when the hum of conversation in the other room had died down, when the silence seemed to be only filled by the sounds of him using her ass. She whimpered, blushing all the way down to her chest.

“Oh God, Daddy,” she whispered. With that, he came, slipping out and sliding off of the bed. He tucked his cock back into his briefs and zipped up his jeans.

“You wanted to stay up? Now you get to stay up, sweetie. I’d say you could come back out, but I’d imagine you’d rather stay in here,” he said, patting her rear. “I’ll be back in a few hours to put you to bed, sweetheart.”

“But, Daddy,” she murmured as she felt his cum drip down the inside of her thigh. “It’s not fair…”

Something (Slightly) Different

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I’ve hinted on here a few times about the fact that I am writing a book of erotica. Honestly, I’ve become really consumed in the project and I’ve begun to truly enjoy myself. So, I’ve decided to try to get some interest going and to gauge my (relative) success by sharing one of the pieces from the collection with you all. 

So, here it is.

“Just Okay” by Ivy Kink.

“God, why is that so hot?”

“Because I’m good at this.”

These are the sorts of things that simultaneously reinforce and ruin your banter, that make you reconsider the entire arrangement, that somehow turn kneeling into something more. As much as you enjoy submission, you were never one for supplication.

You hate the assuredness in his tone, the smug half-tilt of a smirk – something more of a facial tic than an actualized smile – that you know must have accompanied the message. There is only so much that can be read into a text message, but the confidence of having caught you in such a transparent admission is unmistakable. 

And so you are ashamed of the hand resting over the warm cotton of your panties and the dampness that lingers on the gusset like betrayal. As if he could see you, you brush your hand against your thigh as though its placement were unconscious, an accident. You stare down at the phone in your hand, at the message that has left you dumbfounded and outraged in its audacity.  

You cross your legs and tug the hem of your skirt down closer to your knees. 

There are times, perhaps, that you have enjoyed the smugness, the twitch of a grin at the corner of his mouth, the brief flash of his white teeth like a shark in the water. It brings a flush to your cheeks and the bridge of your nose when it emerges as you attempt to initiate: a process you tread with eggshell cautiousness. Despite every effort to disguise your intentions, he notices with feigned surprise, the arched brow just for show as he makes you explain, in detail, exactly what you want. Looking him in the eyes, naturally; he’ll have you start over if you break eye contact even for a second. If you persist, a hand looped in your hair, nails just grazing your scalp, enforces the rule as you are made to stare into eyes that grin so hard he barely needs a mouth at all.

Or when he discovered that you had been putting off making phone calls. They were nothing too pressing: to schedule a hair appointment, to catch up with a friend or two. These were things you could push back another day. But he had insisted, tucking the fabric of your skirt up into the waistband and slipping your panties to one side of your pussy lips, grinning up at you from the armchair at your side. You were barely past the area code when a couple of fingers slid inside you, leaving you impaled as you stammered through booking a trim. When he had the nerve to flick his thumb against your clitoris as you said your goodbyes, forcing out a gasp you had attempted to pass off as a cough, you grimaced down at him to be met by the shine of smug amusement in his eyes. And what had irritated you the most was not that he threatened to move his fingers through the next conversation if you didn’t give him a smile. Instead, it was the fact that he knew how much you relished the entire ordeal – despite your groans of frustration – right down to the looming possibility of collapsing into a heap of moans while on the phone.

Somehow, he manages to yank out something from some twisted region of your stomach, swallowed so deep you had figured it untraceable, forcing you to look at it and acknowledge that it is yours. He sees you, wonderfully and regrettably. He knows how to get under your skin to grab what you have hidden beneath groans and half-hearted protestations. It’s why he’s so amused, so self-assured. While you’re sure you’ve already stroked his ego in more ways than one, you know you have to keep it in check.

“You’re all right,” you text back, wishing SMS had evolved to include italics. “Just okay.”

Selling Out

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So, in order to get to my dream grad school next year, I need to raise some money. 

For the miscellaneous expenses, my financial aid is pretty good, but there’s shit that I do need to be able to pay for.

After hearing a bunch of my followers say this and not taking it seriously, I am now giving real consideration to writing and selling a book of erotica.

You heard me.

But I sort of want to get a feel for the level of interest in that. Obviously, you all would probs be my main market. And I think it could be a lot of fun to write. It would all be original material, maybe loosely based on some of the shit that has gone down here.

So, ah, show of hands. Just like this post. If I wrote an erotic novel, would you buy it?  It would probably be like less than 5 bucks.

Also, suggestions and everyone else would be appreciated.

<3, Ivy

M’s Infernal Cabinet of Desire: One

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M’s Infernal Cabinet of Desire: One

Quickies in New York: Mean, Nasty, and Filthy

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Quickies in New York: Mean, Nasty, and Filthy

Sufficiently Deviant: The abduction of Ivy

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Sufficiently Deviant: The abduction of Ivy

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Just was alerted that I got a new email. It was from a certain tumblrer who I admire very, very much. And who clearly knows me very, very well.

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