Some linguists, such as Barrett and Tolkein, insist that “cellar door” is the one of the most beautiful phrases in the English language based on sound alone.
I’m making a motion here that kitchenrape is actually more beautiful, both in terms of phonaesthetics and semantics.
mmmm. kitchenrape.
Tits for tats.
For some reason, the aesthetic of when a man holds a gagged mouth that way really appeals to me.
His other hand’s doing pretty all right for itself, too.
Sometimes, I just want a girlpet all to myself to care for and play around with and be sweet to. And to be a little mean to sometimes, too.
I have this teensy tiny streak of dominant energy. I’m nowhere near considering myself a switch, but sometimes I just want to grab a fistful of some sweet pretty girl’s hair and have some fun for a little bit.
I think I’m entitled.
“All the kids have always known
That the emperor wears no clothes
But they bow down to him anyway
‘cause it’s better then being alone.
If I was scared, I would,
and if I was bored, you know I would,
And if I was yours, but I’m not.”
In this kind of recession, you’ve just got to be creative about finding a job that suits your particular talents.
Monday Dali by Bob Sandberg,1947
Dear Tumblr,
See the gentleman in this photograph? He has been featured on my tumblr many a time and I’ve generally loved his body of work. However, I’ve never found a name attached to anything of his.
So, if you have any idea who this man is, pop it over in my ask. I’ll be such a happy camper.
<3,
Ivy
For some reason, girls just make the sweetest little expressions when they’re gagged like that.
Oh my gosh this caption is just the cutest thing to ever happen to tumblr.
Daddy and piglet. Foreva. Foreva-eva. Foreva-eva.
It almost looks as if he is embracing her. There’s a definite feeling of sweetness. The way her hand is resting on his side is just absolutely tender. But then you see the way his right hand is pulling and it’s an entirely different story. And, somehow, it all fits perfectly.