15, 20, 31, 35, 75

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15. The most embarrassing thing that’s happened to me during sex is probably that I was sleep-deprived and fell asleep multiple times during my first threesome. I’ve written about it before on here, I think. Also queefing is generally just an unfortunate fact of life?

20. If I could have sex with anyONE right now…ugh, I don’t know. I’ve got a list. I’m greedy.

31. I’m not sure how to answer what the weirdest sexual act someone has performed on me is – it depends on your metric of weird! What’s our operating definition of weird here? SG and I once climbed inside of a giant outdoor sculpture when I was in college and I proceeded to give him a blowjob in there. Maybe that’s like the most unusual vanilla thing I’ve done. I don’t want to classify kinky stuff as weird.

35. The worst possible time to get horny is at work, definitely. Absolutely. No question. So inconvenient.

75. I have never anonymously sent a sexual ask on Tumblr. I believe in getting explicit, enthusiastic consent prior to talking dirty with someone for the first time.

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