Me: [Mid-filling in on the events of winter break] And then Friend #2 and I got together for New Year’s.
Friend #1: [Looks suspicious] You two hung out on New Year’s?
Friend #2: New Year’s Day. Not Eve.
Friend #1: Right I was about to say. You couldn’t have hung out with her New Year’s Eve.
Friend #2: Yeah, no, that’s when Ivy had her orgy. We got together the next day.
Friend #1: Oh right that makes sense now. How was that?
Me: Fine, thanks.