Him: I’ll take who’s next.
Me: Hi there.
Him: Do you have a CVS card?
Me: Yes, here.
Him: *rings up my shampoo no problem*
Him: *rings up my mixed nuts no issues there*
Him: *picks up the two things of lube (yes, I bought two, there was a 2-fer sale and I’m a savvy shopper)*
Him: …
Me: …
Him: Do you have a CVS card?
Me: Yeah, I just gave it to you.
Him: Oh. Oh. I meant do you want a bag? Sorry…sorry.
Me: Yes, please.
Him: Sure. Okay. Super. Sure. Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Sure. Okay.