SG: You should get your little ass over here. I want to see you bend over.
Me: I wish. I have class in like 10.
SG: Where are you?
Me: The library.
SG: I think you should touch yourself. Because your cunt needs to be fucked and I can’t do it from here.
Me: Oh yeah?
SG: Get over here. I want to destroy you.
Me: I have class.
SG: If it were up to me, you’d just be tied to my bed all day, legs spread. And a couple of times a day I’d come over and use you.
Me: I like that.
SG: I bet you do, slut.
Me: Except for the part where my muscles atrophy from lack of movement but fuck science this is dirty talk.
SG: This is why you need more sex and less class.