SG: So, what have you been up to today?
Me: Just got done stress masturbating…
SG: Wow.
Me: Don’t you judge me.
SG: I’m only judging you for not inviting me.
SG: So, what have you been up to today?
Me: Just got done stress masturbating…
SG: Wow.
Me: Don’t you judge me.
SG: I’m only judging you for not inviting me.