Ivy Update:
Dearest Tumblr,
Thank you for all the kind messages in regard to my recent car story update and the general ones I’ve been getting asking if my trip is going well. I’ve tried to get back to all of you and I suppose I owe you a general update. I’m safe, I’m happy, I’m having the time of my life.
Last night, I found my gspot while masturbating. For real. I wound up having entirely too many orgasms while it started to pour buckets of rain onto my roof. There’s something really amazing about cumming to that sound. When the rains come here, they’re terribly heavy and they hit my roof in such a way that I cannot hear anyone speak over it when they’re in my apartment.
Afterwards, I cracked open a beer, pulled on my frat’s zip-up over my trembling, blissed-out self, and laid out on my bed to listen to the rain until I fell asleep.
Thank you for keeping up and expressing interest. You’re a lovely bunch.
<3, Ivy