Almost kind of ashamed that this is the first thing I’m reblogging from drinkyourcunt’s sexy-ass tumblr.
Original title by drinkyourcunt: All literature, at its core, is about wanking.
Bro 1: You guys mind if I chill here for a bit? Can’t work in my room.
Bro 2: Sure. What’s going on in your room?
Me: [obscene hand gesture]
Bro 1: I’m catching up on some work for creative writing. It’s a poem I wrote.
Bro 2: Oh. What’s your poem about?
Me: [obscene hand gesture]
Bro 1: No, it’s about a dream I had.
Bro 2: What was the dream about?
Me: [obscene hand gesture]