SG: So, when we get married-

Me: We’re not getting married.

SG: When we get married, I’m thinking we throw one of those sexy parties like the one in Monster.

Me: Like 80% of the people at that party were dead or completely mauled to pieces.

SG: Okay, fine. We take out the trash, cut our losses, deal with the remainder.

Me: Fear is a powerful aphrodisiac. 

SG: So is Kanye.