The other night, I went to dinner to see a new face among our regular dining group. She looked sweet, the kind of big-eyed, cute clothing, sugary voice sweet that melts your heart.

She introduced herself as Chloe.

I’d heard the name Chloe mentioned before as my friend’s girlfriend who goes to another university. Apparently, she liked to wear a strap-on and peg the shit out of him. Lo and behold, he was sitting beside her, holding her hand.

Moral of the story? Looks can be deceiving. Sometimes in really awesome ways.