Things I’m having trouble justifying.

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  1. Potentially buying this coffee mug. (Texts From Bennett is the most politically incorrect and morally depraved work of genius ever.)
  2. Really, really enjoying crooked teeth to the point that they’re becoming a prominent detail in my sex dream partners. 
  3. Blowdrying my hair and getting out of bed. Because, ugh, so cozy.
  4. Why I’m so emotionally distraught over the fact that this tumblr hasn’t updated in 3 months. (Truth: Sometimes, when I’m sad, I look at this post from there and it’s impossible to stay sad. Or this one. Or this.)
  5. The fact that this post is turning into my version of an Oprah’s Favorite Things list.
  6. Posting this. Ah, well, you guys can handle it.