last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here” so i was like ummmmmm and she like “oh for like um” and she started to make this jerking off motion and i was just like yes
One time a certain someone sent me off to CVS to buy two tubes of lube, a bottle of shampoo, and a thing of mixed nuts. (Well, the first thing on that list, anyway.) The poor cashier was stammering and blushing. I think he thought I was going to enjoy a night of roasting nuts by the fire with a shampoo bottle up my ass,