Dear Riley Shy,
I am developing a crush on you.
You make this face a lot. It makes me wet. You’ve also got this little hint of a Southern twang going on. This also makes me wet.
I just thought I’d let you know.
Best,
Ivy
crush
Ah, Penelope. Where to begin?
I am seriously in love with this woman. From Volver to Vicky Cristina Barcelona. She is just so enchanting. She’s just got something really visceral and wild about her amidst her composure. And that accent? Take me now.
I even sat through the massacre of a remake of Nine just to see her in some lingerie with Daniel Day Lewis (another crush).