aries: gets the party going. challenges everyone to vodka and whisky shots. pisses off scorpio for being too loud.
taurus: goes around hugging everyone and complimenting people’s hair.
gemini: pees with the door open whilst talking to virgo, who is desperately waiting for the toilet.
cancer: goes around handing out water, making self-depreciating jokes. has a heart to heart with taurus.
leo: starts a concert in the main room. plays guitar and sings 2011 one direction songs.
virgo: walks half a mile to the nearest mcdonalds to get everyone a happy meal.
libra: makes out with literally everyone. throws up on aries after 8th shot.
scorpio: sits on the sofa grasping can of beer in their hands. silently strategizing a way to talk to cancer.
sagittarius: spills cider whilst preaching to an audience about the dangers of capitalism. blames it on gemini.
capricorn: calls taxis for everyone. goes upstairs for two hours to watch discovery channel with pisces.
aquarius: also on the sofa. legs up with a joint in their hand. smirking at scorpio’s tense position.
pisces: gives capricorn relationship advice whilst lying in bed drinking rum. both start singing im gonna be (500 miles) by the proclaimers.
That is true that is me
MAKES OUT WITH LITERALLY EVERYONE!!!!!
Haha. Sir and I are a Pisces and a Capricorn and yes I am a cheeseball.