Polygamy is illegal, so the third option is out. And is also something I’m not interested in.

Sir and I don’t even live in the same country right now, so we are mostly aiming for a point where we can just live together and get a cat. We’ve got a lot to surmount on that front to begin with. If we get married at some point, then hurray for tax incentives.

And if that’s where I am with Sir, I certainly have no interest in marrying Pup, who decided to fart on me in bed the other morning instead of getting up.