Well, thanks. I like them because I spend a ton of time barefoot and so they make stuff like that and wandering around outside easier. I’ve got hand callouses from lifting, too, and I’m prouder of those because I can boast about ‘em.

That said if anybody (cough) who reads my blog (cough) and lives in my city (cough) and regularly gets head from me (COUGH) wants to come over and rub my feet with lotion, I sure as hell will not complain.