Blah meanie. If any of you all want to post five facts about yourself, do it and let me know and I’ll have a look. 🙂

1. At one point in my life, I lived across the street from the site of a semi-famous murder. (So I’m no stranger to “haunted” houses.)
2. I’ve got three different scars on my face, but they’re not too obvious.
3. Sir and I have a Skype date in a little and I know it’s lame but I miss his face so there.
4. I’m reading Lolita right now and while the narrative strategy is impeccable, I’m not seeing what all you littles of tumblr are clinging to.
5. I need a nap.