Yes, people on this bus, I am wearing a tail. (And ears.)
But usually the tail is up my butt so let’s put some shit in perspective here and acknowledge that this isn’t very weird at all.
Okay?
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What if a little kid pulls at it?
My gosh, I wasn’t plugged in public. I just clipped the tail to my costume.
So, you know, if they pulled at it, they’d probably just tug my leggings down?