1. Dick down my throat.
2. That part in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind where you realize that the reason he has forgotten the lyrics to “Oh My Darling Clementine” because he has wiped his memory of her. Essentially, this man forgot a significant part of his childhood over love. The symbolism and whatnot there kills me.

And literally nothing else except maybe when strangely depressing questions like these turn up in my askbox.